Day 1. A letter to an inanimate object you hate.
Dear Mount Fuji,
You are a cockstain. Climbing you was, what felt like a very unfulfilling decade of my life. I wish I had wasted that time anywhere other than on your dry rocky slopes of hopelessness.
You stink, you're ugly up close and you're never ending. That Japanese guy I saw vomiting on you, you brought that upon yourself for being such a shit of a mountain.
Also, thanks for being not only a massive bitch on the way up, but an insufferable slut on the way down. And I should probably thank you for breaking me down to a level of mental stability that can only be accurately described as "stabby". Go eat a dick.
Best wishes, Liam.
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