Uh, Liam sea cow

"Such is the ego that in these rare instances you wonder, "How could the author have known what I was thinking?" Of course, what has happened isn't this at all, though it's no less astonishing."
- Leah Hager Cohen So, you're a fat fuckhead with glasses and you dig Eastern religion as much as you hate war. I know, dress as a Hawaiian Ganesh and hold a fucking peace sign out like any of us give a shit.

They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment.

Finally your fat friend has a girlfriend. Her name's Maggie May and she has a website where she sells vintage lunch boxes that have been hilariously retouched with a modern twist (she made The Fonz look like Bush).

-Vice