So... you don't have an ipod?
"Oh, I also use it for Facebook updates!"
Oh. Uhm. Cool.
There's nothing worse than ugly people flaunting their mobile phones around as if they're cool fashion accessories. Especially when these 'tech-savy' people are decked out in the latest apparel from JJ's. ESPECIALLY when these people are wearing sneakers.
Oh GOD, for fuck's sake, instead of spending your money on an iphone why didn't you go for a proper haircut!? Why won't you buy some face wash or something? Why won't you go buy 4 t-shirts from Calvin Klein!? (I'm just saying, if you spend 400 smackaz on a phone, why not spend 100 wing wangs on a t-shirt?)
Instead, you're going to make obvious gestures toward your mobular phone so I'll notice how cool it is, and by proxy, how cool you are, while I try to discern whether you're mentally disabled or some kind of anime fan, based solely on your outfit. OMG, you can take video calls!?! Who really wants to look at you mid conversation though?
Take, for example, this semi-recent exchange between a friend of mine and some Japanese girl.
"Is your phone with Softbank?"
"No!" She (Japanese girl) says, as if affronted. "It's Docomo!"
I'm sorry? What was that, I couldn't hear over your pale vomit coloured floral print get-up. You'd like us all to know that you're with Docomo? The most expensive and arguably stylish of all Japanese mobile phones? Oh, I couldn't really tell, what with that pile of rags on your head trying to pass off as hair.
Howww aboouuut, instead of trying to impress me with your mobular phone, you spend a little more time trying to impress me with your
If you're wearing something that I've seen 10 other people wearing, I don't give a fuck what kind of phone you have. Set a reminder on your Blackberry to go kill yourself later.
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