Swivel chair - A chair that's both on wheels and spins!?! It's like the designers were all standing around one day like "It's on wheels. What else can we do to make this a more dangerous seating option?""Why don't we enable the seat to rotate 360 degrees?"
Spinning yourself (or others) around on these chairs can literally make hours pass by like minutes. The only reason office workers don't kill themselves, I attribute to the sheer enjoyment factor of these chairs.
Plus they have that really great lever that adjusts the height. So you can make it really high, then push the lever and glide down back to earth.
Inflatable chair - You like it rough? This is the chair for you. You like pillow fight level domestic violence? Bash your friends and loved ones with this chair. Sick of the position at which you are seated in relation to the tv? Pick up your light-as-air chair and move!
A green chair - A chair that is the colour of green. A nice green. Green is the colour for chairs.
"I'm wearing a red wedding dress!"
"I'm getting my bedroom walls painted fluro yellow!"
No. Those are all bad decisions.
But a green chair. That is sound thinking.
Cushy chair - FYI the cushy chair is not going to win any beauty contests. Neither stylish nor chic, the seductive charm of a cushy chair comes not from pattern or design. Its charm comes, you guessed it, in the level of cushyness.
In other words, the cushier the better.
The cushy, comfy chair is something children sleeping on bamboo mats in Thai orphanages dream of. Live their dream!
Couch - While not technically a 'chair' it shares many basic similarities with the chair, and is a member of the chair family.
Exercise ball - No technicalities, this is definitely not a chair.
What is this Liam? A Top 10 Chairs or a Top 10 Places with Possible Seating Potential?
The excercise ball can be a very rewarding place to sit. How do I even know what an exercise ball is? Women in my family have purchased them. But I digress. Sitting on a big bouncy ball is real joy. It gives the buttocks something new to register beneath it. Consider it educational for your butt.
Skeleton chair- It's very Addams Family. The only bad side is you'll probably have to listen to every dinner guest you have over, endlessly compliment them and your impeccable taste.
Traditional European looking chair - Stylish and arrogant looking. Sit in one of these and throws cups of searing hot tea at as many butlers as you like.
(What I like to call the) Ladder chair - It's 1980's modern. Which is modern without being space age ridiculous.
These chairs remind me of the chairs in Beetlejuice when they're having the dinner party and the crab salad grabs their faces.
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