I love disaffected teens on the web. In person? God no. I hate them. But in virtual form they are a steady source of amusement and ridicule. But be warned. The thoughts and opinions of disaffected teens with internet connections can be as addictive as any drug. So limit yourself.
God knows reading the circular arguments that unabashedly take place on youtube comment boards can make one shit from the inanity.
Obama is so gay.
Obama is not gay you rasist!
Actually he's a homophobe, not a racist.
Obama is not a homophobe and he's defs not a racist, dude.
Also, avoid any and all sympathetic emotional states you may be compelled/brainwashed into feeling. Becoming attached to disaffected teens over the internet can lead to 1 of 2 terrifying outcomes:
1. A paedophile
2. An affected guidance counsellor insistent on making a difference
Experts say you should devote at least 5 minutes a day ridiculing emotionally 'crippled' youths who insist on putting their problems out there for the world to see.
In particular, those who are not only so full of rage and apathy (rapathy), but also fuelled by the desire to accessorise their problems with photos of themselves, their new haircuts, their 'various' poses and 'eclectic' music tastes.
Jeez bitch, if you love ska that much, let some melodic Carribean beats 'slash' that pain away.
Spending upwards of 10-11 minutes on such pursuits however is unwise. Remember, there are bigger problems out there.
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