Uh, Liam sea cow

Shirley: Oh, Steve! You shouldn't have! I told you not to buy me anything.

Steve: C'mon Shirls. It's your birthday. If it makes you feel any better it's nothing grand. Just a little something.

Shirley: You are so sweet. I don't know what I did to deserve you.

Steve: Just open it.

Shirley: Okay! Yay! *unwraps present*

Steve: Well... do you like it, dear?

Shirley: ...