Uh, Liam sea cow

I recently(ish) became Facebook friends with some girls I went to high school with.

I never had anything against them, and I still don't.

That being said, these simple women have 2 default settings: Boring and ignorant.

The status updates above would be examples of the latter.
Sometimes I wonder whether we really did attend high school together, or whether they were home schooled, and this is some huge government conspiracy.

I also wonder whether they read this blog.