Uh, Liam sea cow

I can sense my aura becoming clouded by a viscous sense of I'mfuckedfullness.

My take home exam (which I have 12 days to complete) upsets me. It is most upsetting.

When I should be doing it, I'm not. And when I can't complete a question, and a glance at the text book's index doesn't yield any result, and a brief rummage through Google leaves me none the wiser, I watch TV. I watch Judge Judy. Then I play video games. Then I come back to my exam... then I do this for 6 hours:

Then I brush my hair for 30 minutes, bleach my black clothes brown and stain my white clothes red. Then I get chainsaws and I kill everyone.