I'm seeing Machete tomorrow, and I'm hoping against hope it will be a movie I end up caring about. Because apparently, movies don't impress me anymore

Did I tell you I sawThe Loved Ones?

Oh, and did I tell you I saw Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work... and Detective Dee: The Mystery of the Phantom Flame... and Jack Ass 3D?

Well now I did.

So when I reference these movies later, you won't be all "Awww, what the faarkk?"... No, you'll know. You'll know exactly what I'm sayin'.

(Word of advice, no need to really bother seeing any of those movies.)

- Oh, and don't bother with The Social Network either. I saw that too.