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When I start to feel overly sentimental about everything, (which I often tend to do, seeing as Facebook likes to keep me regularly updated with photographic evidence of wonderful memories made with gut-wrenchingly wonderful people) I find comfort and solace in the words of David Hasselhoff.

So what I do is I just sit, in a robe, and read from the modern day bible that is David Hasselhoff, Making Waves, The Autobiography.


"Pamela was wearing a halter top and a skirt. When we asked her to read from the script, she stood up, stripped off her top and skirt to reveal a swimsuit underneath. The guys couldn't take their eyes off her breasts because they were beautiful and they were real. I said, 'Put a camera on her.'"