Apart from the meaningful conversations and the meaningless sex I'd like to share with these ladies, all I want from them, and women all over the globe, is for them to flaunt their inner beauty. That's why I blog. I blog so women can feel fabulous about themselves.
Firstly I'd like to draw your attention to the goddess on the right. The one in the hat and the red shoes. Her friend I couldn't care less about. (We all should have stopped caring about people who mix Converse chux with light denim 10 years ago.) But the girl on the right by golly! That hat, shading her blonde curls and her zombie like make-up all come together in a wonderous combination that I fondly refer to as "Courtney Love took a bath".
Both of these ladies have perfected the "I can't remember whether the theme for this party was 60's, 70's or 90's but we are going to this fucking party, Nancy. Bare you midrift and act like you don't give a fuck. If anyone asks, we'll just say we're dressed as recreational cocaine users. Got it, Nancy?" look. It's a very precise look in the sense that it's kind of hard to dress that vague. It does help if you're photohraphed in black and white though. So always suggest this to the photographer.
Butt cheeks hanging out of your underpants are a must.
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