GPOYW with half-assed book reviews

Have I told you how tedious I found this book? We all know they're gonna die in the eruption so hurry up already.

This book is stupid. But I like it. It's about a samurai detective who loves his wife. That is why it is filed under fiction.

I feel I should say something positive every now and then. So, this book has a really great blurb.

More importantly, hair like this?Or this? Decisions, decisions.