Uh, Liam sea cow

Day 30: A letter to a bowl of fruit

Dear bowl of fruit,

I feel to really qualify as a bowl of fruit, you need at least one of the following:
Banana
Grapes (red or green, but on the stem)
Apple (red or green)

Oranges are optional. Kiwi fruit is probably going over the top a little. Watermelon doesn't belong in a bowl. It's not made for the bowl. It can't be contained by the bowl. Watermelon is like a wild animal and as such should not be kept in such confining conditions lest it become agitated and hell-bent on destroying itself and it's captors in the process. Chuck that mother fucker in the fridge!

But perhaps my succinct and highly idealised version of a bowl of fruit isn't something just anyone can live up to. So this is why I'm writing to you, bowl of fruit, who I would assume to be something of an expert on what qualifies as a legitimate bowl of fruit. I wanna know what makes you you.

Please write back.

Liam