Day 27: A letter to a band that really needs to break up
Dear Kings of Leon,
You need to stop committing aural rape. Then, once you've done that, you need to get in a car with Vampire Weekend and Simple Plan... and stay in that car and never get out. Don't even wind the windows down. No getting out of the car for any reason. Ever. Then, when you've sat in that car long enough to feel some kind of remorse for all the horrendous acts you've committed against music, and only then, can you drive yourself off the edge of a cliff... and into a volcano. You can take Paramore with you as well.
Thanks ever so much!
Liam
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