I've never been to heaven. Have you?But this is what it would be like... minus Bill Murray. No, plus Bill Murray. I don't know. Just imagine yourself in place of Bill. And that's what heaven would be like.
I'm beginning to wonder if I'm the living embodiment of the 'American cop' stereotype. Donuts and coffee do have that 'nothing else matters' appeal. If further evidence was needed, I'm approximately 90% opposed to working. The remaining 10% of my very being only sees work as a (less than veritable) means of securing more coffee and donuts. I should consider a position in law enforcement.
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