Day 3. A letter to a movie character
Dear Iron Man aka Tony Stark,
Enough with the quippy one-liners and audience-aimed quizzical looks when someone alludes to you as either, sarcastic, egotistical or narcissistic. This intentional phony dismay, so as to portray yourself as a 'mischievous puppy/ chronic ladies man/ sex addict in denial' is getting tiresome. It was endearing in the first movie, then dumb in the second. You're obviously dealing with some kind of mid-life crisis related inadequacy. Take a look at Hugh Hefner, who's doing it so much better than you. That guy is a natural at playing it cool. You look like you're reading straight from a fucking 'How to' manual on being sassy.
Warm regards, Liam
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