Uh, Liam sea cow

Day 19: A letter to an animal you like

Dearest frogs,

In an attempt to accurately express how I feel for your species, I have re-worded the 'abusive Mel Gibson tapes' in a way that should, I predict, leave you emotionally fulfilled. Enjoy.

“You look like a f***ing sunset in heat, and if you get kissed by a pack of pixies, it will be your fault.”

“Look what you did to me… look what you are… look what every part of you is… f**king nice… f**king nice. "