You know those friends you have who are chronically funnier than you? And they effortlessly ooze funny all over the place? And it gives you anxiety because there's no way you can be funny when they're monopolising all the funny? Henry is one of those people. If I didn't find him so funny I'd have had him killed a long time ago.
You know what Liam? Fuck you and your language. And your god damn coffee. I hope you drink a hole through your stomach, and then you get RAPED in that hole. Multiple times. If i had to GUESS as to the experiences you'll have on exchange in that hippy, werewolf-ravaged country of yours, it'll be that you'll get aids from drinking breastmilk of some fat chinese teacher, pass out in the gutter, then wake up to find yourself naked in a puddle of your own semen. A PUDDLE LIAM. Fuck your zebra hat. You think you can replace me and richard by going to "China" and recreate our love affair together in japan? Fuck eyeballs. And fuck gusto. fuck. - Henry
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