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Have you wondered what Jesus really smelled like? Like, Jesus' personal scent?

I'm baffled as to why scientists haven't tried to reconstruct the fragrance that Jesus would have unleashed during his physical existence. It seems like gross negligence on behalf of science.

Okay, so Jesus was born in Bethlehem, and ugh, possibly lived there? Well, Bethlehem is modern day Palestine.

This is where I typed "Palestine smells like" into Google.
Results: Palestine smells like home. Roughly the smell of four walls fitted with some kind of roof type structure.

Also, Jesus regularly wore robes. It's what he was famous for.

This is where I typed "robes smell like" into Google.

Results: A robe should smell like an authentic robe. If there's one thing we can agree on 2 million years after Jesus' death, it's that he would have worn authentic robes. Imitation robes just wouldn't have been his style.

Finally, Jesus was also known for Miracles. In fact, after wearing robes, it's the other thing he's most famous for.

This is where I typed "miracles smell like" into Google.

Results: A baked miracle would smell like cinnamon rolls or apple pie. Logically an un-baked miracle would smell like unbaked cinnamon rolls or raw batter and diced apples.

Sometimes miracles may smell of herbs, however it is essential that they not smell of rotted flesh. Nasty rotted flesh. Nice rotted flesh is probably still okay.

Furthermore, miracles should not smell like dead cats. Something that can slip even the best of our minds on occasion. Am I right?!