30.4.10

I'm not going out tonight. Because I'd rather hang with my blog. Rather hang with my fly blog than you skanky bogans anyway!
Maybe if there were something interesting going on in the city of Brisbane I wouldn't be so hate filled and accusing ya'll of skankhood and boganism.
Instead I'm just chillin' on my couch, sipping on rum with my blog, exchanging jokes about our mothers' varying degrees of obesity.
I guess I'm feeling so relaxed and generous that I will share with you my favourite thing. Favourite thing! Since 2007 this has been an important element of my very existence. It defines me and I have made life-altering decisions with this is mind. It is my messiah. I'm so not even kidding.

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