2.4.10

Happy Birthday you vile scum of the Earth

On this day in history, a man, a legend and a force of irresponsible partying was born.
To many he is know as Henry. To some, Henz.

To most, Henry "Steal yo' grandmother, hardcore, fastest hands in the west, Shaggy, lucky boy, that wasn't even a proper reason, I love flavour, how did you manage to get your self out of that " Iglacius. (It's a Chinese name. We understand if you can't pronounce it.)

The diet of the wild Henry consists mainly of:

  • Things he himself hasn't prepared
  • tomato sauce
  • old McDonald's accumulated in his fridge

Commonly used phrases:

  • "What's dinnering?"
  • "Does anyone want to eat out?"
  • "Wanna play some ping to the pong?"
  • "I'll be right there!" (Usually in response to "50 Cent's The Money and the Power is on tv" and "We're drinking.")
  • "You're not drinking!?"
  • "Have a drink!"
  • "3 Gusto King Burgers and 3 drink bars please."
  • "Do you have ketchup?"
  • "Extra ketchup please."
  • "I have never been this drunk before."

Special Talents:

  • Managing to get a dozen up-tight Japanese girls drunk and having a good time, 2 passed out, 1 vomiting
  • Dancing... non-stop... anywhere... anytime
  • Moonwalking into elevators (also exiting elevators via moonwalk)
  • Sleeping undisturbed through entire lessons

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