I wish Brisbane was colder for many reasons. Mainly so homeless people would die off come Winter. What, so Japan doesn't have homeless people now? You've always got a problem with Brisbane.
No, they just die during Winter. When the snow melts the dead bodies drift back into the ocean. Whales eat the bodies. Japanese people eat whales and thus the circle of life preserves itself.
I'm thinking of imposing this system right here in Brisbane.
I'd be bringing homeless people to you seasonally.
No one likes something you can get all year 'round. Apples and coca-cola: Boring.
Mangoes and strawberries? Hell yeah, I wait all year for that shit!
And so you do. Gone will be the days of seeing the lovable tramp all year round. That down on his luck vagrant that boosts your self-esteem ever so much, will now be available only during Autumn!
Seriously, I'd be so much more accepting (is that the right word?) of homeless cunts if I came to see them as a surprise... instead of a constant part of the scenery.
(Note: The Japanese Government supplies homeless people with extra bedding and blankets come Winter. It's so they don't have to clean up frozen corpses from the sidewalk. This is the same government that raped Nanjing. Okay, not the same government. But they've both got it wrong.)
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