Uh, Liam sea cow

Do you remember this?
And in grade 8, possibly 9, you likened yourself to Nelly? And that girl you made out with at the school dance to try and make her ex-boyfriend jealous... she was your Kelly.
Even though you didn't rap, and to this day you still only know the chorus (aka the part Kelly sings).
But the 2 of you were like Nelly and Kelly. Exactly like them.
And then how the next day you caught up with her and her friend. And she was wearing that pink tartan skirt and you were madly in love with her, thinking "She is my boo. This is forev's".
Then 3 weeks later how you were going out with her friend instead?
Pity for her, the ex-boyfriend was heaps more popular than me and so in his eyes, making out with Liam was pretty much her social suicide?
She became a cheerleader and I think he went to juvie.

Liam - 1
grade 8 high school popularity politics - 0

So... Yeah, do you remember all this?