This shouldn't annoy me nearly as much as it does

Australia Day has never bothered me before. But I've never had Facebook and an Australia Day.
The combination is dick to the fish.
"Looking forward to Auzzie day in Newy w mates and beers after some steak n snags on the BBQ"
This is just dumb fucking dumb. You've really stepped out of your stereotypical Aussie mold here and impressed me with your outrageously fun-sounding planned activities.
You:
misspelled 'Aussie',
left 'Day' without a capital,
abbreviated NSW into a longer douchier word,
typed 'and' then also typed 'n' in place of 'and'.
do, however, get bonus points for going with BBQ instead of 'barbie'.
are a desperate slut.