Uh, Liam sea cow

Homosexuality in trees and shrubbery could have a devastating effect on the planet in 40, 50 years times. If trees no longer continue to procreate through vaginal intercourse, tree populations could dwindle to numbers so low, the human race may face serious oxygen shortages.
Furthermore, the capacity for a homosexual tree (or shrub) to produce oxygen when compared to hetero vegetation is significantly inferior. This is because, genetically, they are inferior. Islam made Adam and Eve. A dude and a bitch. I'm no longer sure where I wanna take this.