Milk is all creamy and velvety smooth like the voice of an African American singer. Soy is all thin and possibly granular at times, like the voice of a white women.
Milk gives us the blessing of cheese, chocolate and calcium. Soy gave us tofu.
Milk comes from a nipple, arguably a very sexy part of any animal. Soy comes from a bean, the least sexy vegetable.
The mammary gland, toiling hard through flesh and blood to produce the nutritious liquid known as milk, is all part of the mystical biological masterpiece.
Soy is produced through photosynthesis, which is all about chloroplasts getting their 'The Sound of Music' on and dancing like a douche in the sunlight.
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