Hey Liam.
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Just being a blog. You know how it is. How about you?
Well, maybe you take a seat...
Are you seated.
Uh-huh.
Cool. Lookie lookie. But no touching.
Do you feel there are too many photos of Mt. Fuji? You see one and you just wanna puke. It's breathtaking and awe inspiring and over exposed, mass produced, instantly recognisable and as familiar as indie poetry slagging off Courtney Love yet idolising Yoko Ono.
Do you go to tourist destinations and take happy snaps? A photo you took yourself, with your own camera? The same shot that is being snapped by dozens around you, before you and after you? The same shot that someone far more astute in the ways of photogrpahy, with a camera far more superior to yours has already captured?
Is Mt Everest just the sluttier, white version of Mt Fuji that didn't break up The Beatles?
Mountains are little girls wearing t-shirts with slogans like "I'm a princess, You know it" and "Shower me in expensive jewellery." Mountains are nature gone retarded. Nature wasn't content with it's complete superiority over man, so mountains were just another big 'fuck you' to humankind.
Mountains may look pretty, but really, they're just in your way.
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