Chelsea: Vodka cranberry comes out of your nipples? That is impressive.
Me: I'm making that my facebook status.
Chelsea: I just changed my fb name to Sauvignon Blanc.
"Take that you stupid fucking chair."
Everything seems in order here.
29.9.10
[Translation: Why have you gotten cuter!!!!!!]
Jeahee is hands down without a doubt my favourite Korean.
"What percentage of women are Oprah?" I legitimately asked myself that today.
Oh me.
28.9.10
If this resided in my front yard I would not hesitate taking an axe to it. Probably not even under the cover of darkness. Just invite some friends over and hack away as they make their way to the front door. "Oh, haaai guys!"
