Have it back by 5!

http://www.nic-nagoya.or.jp/en/inandaroundnagoya/aichi_bokujo.htm

Make me study. Make me do my homework. Make me swap my lightbulbs for more energy efficient ones. Do these things or I'm fucked. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

"Where's Liam?"

"He's dancing in front of the jams."

You have 5 seconds to terminate this tape

Oh Hey Blog!

Hey Liam.

What's new? What's the cool jams?

Just being a blog. You know how it is. How about you?

Well, maybe you take a seat...
Are you seated.

Uh-huh.

Cool. Lookie lookie. But no touching.

Do you feel there are too many photos of Mt. Fuji? You see one and you just wanna puke. It's breathtaking and awe inspiring and over exposed, mass produced, instantly recognisable and as familiar as indie poetry slagging off Courtney Love yet idolising Yoko Ono.
Do you go to tourist destinations and take happy snaps? A photo you took yourself, with your own camera? The same shot that is being snapped by dozens around you, before you and after you? The same shot that someone far more astute in the ways of photogrpahy, with a camera far more superior to yours has already captured?
Is Mt Everest just the sluttier, white version of Mt Fuji that didn't break up The Beatles?

Mountains are little girls wearing t-shirts with slogans like "I'm a princess, You know it" and "Shower me in expensive jewellery." Mountains are nature gone retarded. Nature wasn't content with it's complete superiority over man, so mountains were just another big 'fuck you' to humankind.
Mountains may look pretty, but really, they're just in your way.

I just wanna be home for the weekend, summoning spirits and purging the nits from my friend's hair with a wet comb infront of monday morning commuters.

Is it too much to ask?

Buy me a pair of innocuous electrolegs! I've been ever so good!

Dear Mum,
I'm being really good overseas. If I'm not wearing a tarp I'm pulling out. Things are hassle free. Can I go outside and play? Love, Liam

Did I mention...

that I had a really good friend once, who got a boyfriend and changed into things we had said we hated about couples.

And then you don't see her all that often because she's busy holding hands and taking party drugs with other people.

I'm not angry or confused. Just somewhat surprised at how easy it was to replace her. Should I take this to Doctor Phil? I should.

Or should I write a note about her body odour and get everyone to sign it? I will.

Lush shit

Coming to terms with the fact that the Thai design students in your class are better than you. They can design things you've never even imagined. Like a microwave-able tooth brush.

Dead turtle in parking lot on way to class.

Wasting time in class talking about doggy contact lenses and Chanel collars for your pooch or gimp.

Planning an outfit the night beforehand to wear the next day, but getting up 15 minutes before class starts and throwing on whatever is within reach and then not brushing your hair and being late for class. Realising you're hideous. Regret planning anything ever again.

Being appauled by the fact that the largest Pro Ana group on Facebook is all in French. And you can't read French.