Lame shit

Facebook posts corncerning the weather. Yeah, rain. It sure is rainy.

The dead turtle in the parking lot on the way to class this morning.

Talking about Australia to affected Japanese kids with no lives and scurvy.

Class at 8.50 am.

Hot days, cold nights, sweating beneath the covers, chocking on your own mullet while turning over. Smelling your fingers at 3 am and realising they smell like cigarettes from 2 days ago and not bothering to change your sheets because you know they're just going to mank up all over again.

Crappy candy.

If you're so fat why don't you just die?

Nagoya Design Centre

I went drinking with the PEOPLE WITH AIDS ALLIANCE. Fun night. That bunch know how to party.

Because sometimes you're eating dinner at the table and you wish your chair was a ladder. We've all been there. Whether it's a matter of convenience or a method of escaping monkeys, ladder chairs are a necessity nowadays.

lol

Remember that time I came over and applied make-up to your face and you said I associated sexual crime with Islam and then you didn't speak to me and then I went to Japan?

Daper

This little fuck was very very well dressed.

It's a shocking wake-up call when toddlers are better dressed than you. I just felt ashamed knowing he had rolled out of his miniscule bed that morning, pressed his plaid trousers and matching plaid suspenders, put on that crisp white shirt, slipped on his biker boots, made a cup of coffee and strolled out the door looking a million bucks.

Japanese super markets make me milk.

It's fun to look back on old 'social networks' that none of your friends have used since 2005 and look at the pictures they still have up.

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